I Knew A Man From Kalipan

I knew a man from Kalipan who always scratched his head,
He itched and itched a feverish pitch, until his face went red.

I knew a girl from Willowburl who wasn’t ever funny,
She always seem to have a cold, her nose was always runny.

I knew a boy from Delamoy who never quite liked school,
Been attending from the age of three and still he’s quite a fool.

I knew a lady from McGrady who didn’t like this poem,
She thought it was too silly, so she packed up and went home.

[tags]silly poem, funny poem, nonsense poem[/tags]